I always thought Benedict Cumberbatch was a stage name. You know- like Whoopi Goldberg or Portia de Rossi or Elvis Costello…

Yeah, and I know the British are fond of giving their children sixty thousand names, but really- Benedict Cumberbatch? How was he not beaten up every day at school?

Sounds like a villain in a Sherlock Holmes novel…

(Which is not to say that I don’t like the actor.  I think he’s great!)

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